one's and two's 

to keep something hush-hush; keep on the down low

Let's keep this on the one's and two's

one's and two's by Anonymous November 5, 2003

2 343's And One 908 For Lanced Vagina aNda onE 908 343's 2 

2 343's And One 908 For Lanced Vagina aNda onE 908 343's 2

2 343's And One 908 For Lanced Vagina aNda onE 908 343's 2

2 343's And One 908 For Lanced Vagina aNda onE 908 343's 2 by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

i have 2 number 9's a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip 2 number 45's one with cheese and a large soda

a sentence used by BIG SMOKE in the game grand theft auto san andreas

*cj ryder and sweet are looking at big smoke while he is taking his order=*

i have 2 number 9's a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip 2 number 45's one with cheese and a large soda

i have 2 number 9's a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip 2 number 45's one with cheese and a large soda by Yung heroni November 13, 2016

See, HE'S the BAD one and the BAD ONE ALWAYS LIES

But I'm the GOOD one and I tell the truth! I just want peace and love and happiness and, um, puppies...

A retard "See, HE'S the BAD one and the BAD ONE ALWAYS LIES!"

Hym "You're... A fucking retard..."

A retard "SEE! SEE! He says the bad words! You can't say that about people cus that's bad and it makes people feel bad. How would you feel is somebody said you were a retard?"

Hym "I would just laugh."

See, HE'S the BAD one and the BAD ONE ALWAYS LIES by Hym Iam December 15, 2025

I see ( I'm going to rewrite J.One or CB97 song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

I see ( I'm going to rewrite J.One or CB97 song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

I see ( I'm going to rewrite J.One or CB97 song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

I see ( I'm going to rewrite J.One or CB97 song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal. by Kmqq April 21, 2023

Let’s viral this one ARMY who says BTS fake cry!! Like omg she hot and it is always sexy Jungkook. Mum don’t care about you, gentlemen. 

Let’s viral this one ARMY who says BTS fake cry!! Like omg she hot and it is always sexy Jungkook. Mum don’t care about you, gentlemen.

Korean celebrity wants to be sexy BTS girlfriend too in let’s viral this one ARMY who says BTS fake cry!! Like omg she hot and it is always sexy Jungkook. Mum don’t care about you, gentlemen.

Let’s viral this one ARMY who says BTS fake cry!! Like omg she hot and it is always sexy Jungkook. Mum don’t care about you, gentlemen. by nanashom March 11, 2025

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about 

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019