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grey's anatomy 

"hey, did you watch grey's anatomy last night?"
"yea, shonda killed off everyone."
grey's anatomy by greysanatomy24 February 3, 2019

Gross Anatomy 

A rite of passage those seeking a doctoral degree in a health profession (Physician, Physical therapist, Dentist, etc...) must go through.

Involves tedious, lengthy, lab sessions often pushing 5 hours in which one dissects a human cadaver several times a week in a room with no sunlight.

Imagine looking at a bowl of spaghetti and having to name not only each noodle, but also every space in-between them. Imagine having to know where each noodle is going, where it came from, what its embryological origin was, and what nerve innervates it.

Side effects include, but are not limited to: smelling like formaldehyde after your 3rd shower, wishing you could forget the things you've done in lab- like cutting open a dead man's testicle or skinning a human face- except for that you'll be tested on it next week, a marked aversion to chicken, brisket and fat of any kind, and extreme sleep deprivation.
"I used to enjoy life. Now I'm taking Gross anatomy"

"Hey, did you hear about that guy who got dragged by a car for a mile and had to be hospitalized for a month?

"Yeah, I heard while he was getting dragged, he would cry out "at least I'm not in Gross Anatomy".

I'd go and grab a bite to eat with you, but I just walked out of Gross Anatomy lab and it's going to take at least a few hours to wash the stink off.
Gross Anatomy by A 1-Lung October 20, 2010

Grey's Anatomy 

Medical TV show that is really just a show about coworkers sleeping togethers and tragedies happening to their families. A main character has died every season since season 8 so... it's completely worth it considering how hot all the doctors are
Grey's Anatomy

is still one of the greats so please watch it
Grey's Anatomy by allys421 July 17, 2016

Graze Anatomy 

When a naked man sidles up behind a naked woman and his Johnson grazes her ass.
Before stepping into the shower I walked behind my wife and let my penis brush across her ass. She looked back at me disapprovingly and asked what I was doing. I said "you've just experienced an episode of graze anatomy."
Graze Anatomy by Russ Rivas January 15, 2013

the anatomy lesson of dr.tulp

one of the famous and fascinating paintings by rembrandt; displaying the social, intellectual and spiritual atmosphere of the 17th century's europe. It’s a painting of a doctor named nicolas tulp who is a wellknown and influential anatomist in amsterdam; demonstrating an autopsy lesson to several students.
"the anatomy lesson of dr.tulp" impresses by the dramatic concentration of the figures on Tulp's demonstration of the dissection of a forearm.

Grey's Anatomyian 

A devoted fan of Grey's Anatomy that has watched so intensely and memorized all the medical terminology so profusely that they are pretty much a "board-certified surgeon." This category of the Grey's Anatomy fan is reserved for only the elite fans, the cream of the crop. These are the people who take a medical elective in high school or go to medical school because of Grey's Anatomy. These are the people who set alarms on their phones in order to watch Grey's Anatomy when the episode first premieres. These people are at such an extra degree that they get degrees because of Grey's Anatomy. These people use medical terminology in casual conversation.
*phone alarm goes off*

Ava: What's that?
Alyssa: My Grey's Anatomy alarm.
Ava: What are you, a Grey's Anatomyian?

*Grey's Anatomyian when someone needs advil*

Grey's Anatomyian: Push one of epi