anal-placating
(v.) to anal-placate means to masturbate rather than participate in sex as a non-direct gesture to stop someone from feeling angry or hostile, usually by abstaining from the current homosexual ratios in consideration of ambitious & socially adept individuals.
Oh no worries, it's very unlikely to get an S.T.I. when I am anal-placating due to an ambiguously emotional moment during that last tea party.
anal-placating by SMALLTOWNFA666T October 2, 2026