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Definitions by SMALLTOWNFA666T

small town faggot

often times, a homosexual located within the confines of a rural or small community, by choice or circumstance.
when we argued and you were upset and resentful of living here with me and for some reason I just loved the way small town faggot sounded like resilience then.

anal-placating

(v.) to anal-placate means to masturbate rather than participate in sex as a non-direct gesture to stop someone from feeling angry or hostile, usually by abstaining from the current homosexual ratios in consideration of ambitious & socially adept individuals.
Oh no worries, it's very unlikely to get an S.T.I. when I am anal-placating due to an ambiguously emotional moment during that last tea party.
anal-placating by SMALLTOWNFA666T October 2, 2026

clipper-loitering

(v.) used to describe the act of using hair clippers that do not belong to you in order to create the dynamic of a wandering bohemian in distress; it is often preferred for the hair to appear as if the haircut was interrupted.
I didn't have any where else to go and we have nothing in common to talk about so I was "clipper-loitering" for 2 hours in the bathroom while performing heteronormativity.