You have sex with an asshole. And it is good. After having said sex, the asshole has been stretched to such proportions that you can put some kind of small trinket inside for the next person to find. It's a surprise!!!
Upon inserting my penis, I found an oddly shaped d20. I wondered how it had gotten there, and then remembered her last boyfriend had been into anal plundering. I continued to fuck her, not testing my luck.
by Me love de analrama. July 1, 2006
When someone gives rough, vigorous anal sex, creating a vicous bleeding wound out of the sphincter. Then pulls out with blinding speed erecting a pink sock of unimaginable size.
Jane calls me an Anal Plunderer because I tore out her anus and sent her to the hospital in unbearable pain, while she beld from her anal oraphus.
by Jane Slayer January 18, 2006