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Anal Obsessive

The next level up for someone who is anal retentive and obsessive compulsive.
Don't touch that! Jill is anal obsessive about her desk. If you move something, she will know.
Anal Obsessive by Oliviamck September 6, 2007

Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder 

Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder, also known as OAPD, is an incurable disease that affects 1.2 million Americans. OAPD sufferers generally find the urge to stick random objects up their bums regardless of size or importance.

Rare cases involve small dogs and children and often times results in severe injuries for anyone/anything involved.

In the most severe patients, there seems to be an increase in OVPD (Obsessive Vaginal Penetration Disorder).

OAPD is not contagious; however, it is a habit that can be picked up by anyone at any age.
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Jarren: Hey Jasmine, have you seen my spanish book?

Jasmine: Um, no? Ask Tejada...

Jarren: I can see the spine of the book poking through the back of your pants; Danielle already told me about your Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder.

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Jarren: Wtf Jasmine? Where the hell is muh pickle at?

Jasmine: Why do you always look at me?

Jarren: Cause every time you fart, the room starts to smell like pickles. Have you taken your meds yet for your Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder?

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Jarren to family: Hey guys, I have a friend coming over in awhile... she's got a bit of a problem.

Grandma: What is it?

Jarren: Oh, its nothing much... we're just going to have lock up anything that could possibly fit up her butt.

Grandma: Oh my, it's that Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder. It seems to get the best of us.

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026