The act of putting a kazoo up someone's ass and then playing a song with the other end, preferably theme songs from 80's tv shows.
Ping: I sure could go for another anal kazoo.
Dean: I just gave you an anal kazoo last night. Can I at least stop playing the theme song from Chips? You get too excited and always shit all over my face.
Dean: I just gave you an anal kazoo last night. Can I at least stop playing the theme song from Chips? You get too excited and always shit all over my face.
by Bazinga728 October 29, 2010