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Diarrhea;
see also doo doo butter

when you are running form the police and you feel that anal grease: Diarrehea

anal grease by Earl G. October 25, 2004

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Anal Grease

When one doesn't wipe well mixed with the friction of the butt cheecks makes a gooey type substance that lifts itself out of the pants and terrorizes your nostrils. Also the grease from the bunghole clogs the pores on the buttoks and causes a severe case of falicalitus.

Sinjin: Karch close your legs we dont want to let your anal grease leak out!!!

Karch: Shut up i dont have anal grease

Sinjin: well you need to wipe better then
or wear some pants that doesnt make your ass sweat

Anal Grease by slimdeezy January 15, 2009

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Greasy Anal

Any amount of sweat or cum being excreted from the anal cavity during rough anal sex. Usually occurs most when fat or thunder thighed woman is getting rough anal sex in a not-well circulated room thus causing sweat to drip from the woman's gooch/upper back or the man's penis/chode.

Hey Greg! I heard you gave greasy anal to that fat stripper the other day...

Hell Yeah! There were hoards of uncivilized liquids spewing from her throbbing anus.

Wow you nasty man.

Greasy Anal by sycodave (sucks) February 15, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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