anal drawstring

The stringlike cord (similar to the open end of a PE bag of the 80's) that is used to keep the arsehole closed. A device such as this is fitted to people who have lost control over the anal sphincter due to excesive buggery

Peter, we have had to fit you with an "anal drawstring" so that you dont shit yourself all the time.

by PJ January 23, 2005

anal drawering

The act of credit carding (sliding through the rectum crack) yourself on a drawer that is protruding out of desk.

Bobyn is bending down and accidentally starts anal drawering.

by Ryan Guinan January 11, 2009