Guy 1: Hey! did you know **a m o g u s**
Guy 2: i can't fucking take it
i see a random pic of an object posted and i see it, fucking see it.
oh that's funny
that's how it started
"that's a cool reference"
BUT THEN I'D SEE AN ANIMATED
BAG OF CHIPS THAT LOOKS LIKE AMOGUS
I SEE A TRASH CAN AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE AMOGUS GUYS
I SEE A CHAIR AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE AMOGUS GUY
I'M BEING CONDITIONED TO LAUGH MANIACALLY ANYTIME I SEE A RED OBJECT WITH A LOGO ON IT,
I FUCKING CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS, I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T
DON'T GET ME FUCKING STARTED ON THE WORDS,
I WON'T HEAR THE WORD SUSPICIOUS AGAIN WITHOUT THINKING OF AMOGUS
I COULD WATCH A MAN KILL EVERYONE I LOVE AND I'D SAY "RED SUS" AND LAUGH LIKE A
FUCKING INSANE PERSON
THE WORD AMONG US IS RUINED
THE PHRASE AMONG US IS RUINED
I CAN'T LIVE ANYMORE, AMOGUS HAS DESTROYED MY FUCKING LIFE, I WANT TO EJECT MY SELF FROM THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE,
MAKE IT STOP
