American Invasion

The process of gathering mass amounts of Americans, traveling to any or many Asian countries, and driving as slow as possible in efforts to slow down traffic and confuse other drivers. Also, at the same time, gather in big groups and go out to eat at local restaurants, and crowd the hotel elevators.

Person 1: "Did you see that massive Asian invasion the other day at the mall?"

Person 2: "I sure did, but that's okay because were going to hit them back with the American Invasion !"

American Invasion by oceansandstreams January 21, 2009

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the American Invasion

The wave of revolutionary American rock bands influxing into England and calling for the overthrow of the British government.

yeah... come on... it's the American Invasion,yeah!!!!!

the American Invasion by American September 7, 2006

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African american invasion force

A group of african americans who leave the projects etc. and invade a gated neighborhood etc. where all the rich people live and plunder and get booty because there rich asses don't know jack squat about the world and a statement needs to be made and a message needs to be sent.

Lets get together an african american invasion force.

African american invasion force by The Fury 13 January 19, 2011

funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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