Someone who is absolutely obsessed with a person(commonly a female) that they would blow their whole paycheck and go without food for a month to please the female.
Anyone who with the following names most likely are a max tier simp:

-Justin

-Tristin

-Tyler

-Blake
-Jake
-Max
-Bartholomew (keep in eye on this one🤏👆)

Ex- Bartholomew, a max tier simp, spent six full hours doing Brittney’s homework and all he got was a simple “thanks”.

A max tier simp by TheManHidingInYourCloset February 8, 2020

Related Words

amaxing • amax • Amaxoarachibutyrophobia • Amaxaphobia • Amaxhosa • amaxin • Amaxophobia • Amaxzing • Vasili Amaxas • A Max Fleming

pulling a max

When you say you are going to show up and you simply don't. Not picking up your phone afterwards is essential in order to pull a well-performed max.

Where is Beven? Ahh shit, is he pulling a Max again? What a gay bastard!

pulling a max by Valchy November 27, 2020

having a Max

having a max is where one feel so high like they are in a different dimension AND COULD BE!

Woo i think I'm having a Max

having a Max by SCOTTS ALI December 20, 2010

Busting a Max

This is when you try really hard at everything you do like in video games, shuffling, and every single task even the mundane ones.

Take it slow bro, stop Busting a Max

Busting a Max by Putoytoy June 7, 2011

amaxing

Amazing to the maximum degree. The absolute highest level of awesome.

Originated in the Boston area and is rapidly catching on.

"That guy's eyeliner and tight pants look amaxing on him."

amaxing by Stacy March 28, 2005

A Max

"a max" is a typically caucasian boy with a big afro style haircut. A Max is typically a drug dealer and drinks to much on the weekends. A Max will also wear very baggy jeans and dirty old stained tee shirts. Some how, A Max is always a pimp and gets many girls.

"Dude ryan is such a max!!"

A Max by lifeshardd March 10, 2019

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026