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Alysson
Alysson is a very kind hearted girl. She loves to sleep and dance and sing all day. Peace and quiet are the only things she needs but when her friends are around her all she wants to do Is have fun. She is very pretty and beautiful and no one can replace her. If you get her mad you should run because she is great at ignoring. Alysson has a small group of friends and observes everything! She is also very funny and is never jealous. She goes her ways and doesn't listen to anyone. She is always herself. Alyson’s are very unique and rare. She can do the impossible and her friends get surprised!
Alysson by michalore_37 December 31, 2018
Related Words
alyssen • Alysse • Alysson • Alyssandra • alissende • alissent • Alysen • Alyssandre • Alyssanne • alysseah
Alysse
Alysse is the prettiest girl you will ever cross paths with in your life. If she becomes your best friend, I suggest you don’t let her go. She is caring and will always be by your side no matter what. She is a stubborn beautiful girl, who has the most gorgeous smile, which will light up anyone’s day. And if you ever do meet an Alysse, don’t let her go. Don’t let Alysse go, she’s the best thing that will walk into your life when you need it. She will always be by your side and be thee to catch you f you fall. She is a Badass and helps other when they need it 💖
Alysson
Powerful woman with the tender heart of a child. Though she is strong she does not trust it, and she would rather chart a path herself than ask for directions. She may have a hidden fantasy world which she does not share, but with a treasured few. A juxtaposition of strength and discomfort, she moves quickly and enjoys the world...but on Saturday, she sleeps.
May not understand how to negotiate a tax form, but Alysson fearlessly rides and trains horses 17hh at the shoulder. She sometimes cannot see her charisma. Occasionally Alysson watches the world rather than attack it, but will do so when she understands the 'rules' of a situation.
Alysson by Who Knows Her Well February 5, 2010
Alyssandra
One of the most badass people you will ever meet, yet she has a great ability to be kind and compassionate. But if you fuck with her, y'alls gon' get fucked.
Person A: "Bro, you see that girl over there?"
Person B: "Yeah. She kicked some douche's ass a few mintues ago, then she wrote some poetry. Oh yeah, then she gave me $20. What's her name?"
Person A: "It must be Alyssandra."
Person B: "Yeah. She kicked some douche's ass a few mintues ago, then she wrote some poetry. Oh yeah, then she gave me $20. What's her name?"
Person A: "It must be Alyssandra."
Alyssandra by bombassmofo December 6, 2010
Alysson
Alysson by AllyLover4ev February 6, 2010
Alysse
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