alyfinkle 

My amazing alyfinkle who has a dog named gizmo and a Guinea pig named oscar

My alyfinkle is unmatched.

alyfinkle by Jofinkle October 24, 2022

assfinkler 

One who packs teh fudge;dumbass;wordassclown/word;one who wears teh wordasshat/word;etc...

You goddamn assfinkler, if you don't put down my sandwich in 2 seconds, I am going to pop your nuts in a vicegrip.

assfinkler by Boxxcarr September 15, 2003