alpha maling 

Verb describing the act of a male assuming Alpha Male dominance in any instance which would cause males to compete for control, dominance, power, attention.

Generally involves one males assertion of confidence over others which often supersedes other males' minuscule attempts to small talk a sexy waitress.

I was shocked to see Rick alpha maling last week during his preformance review. It no doubt worked because his female superiors gave him a raise and I have a sneaking suspicion his ball finally dropped.. I had no idea Rick could alpha male bro.

alpha maling by andyman3000 January 6, 2012

alphamaxing

Alphamaxing. It's when you jerk off to your nemesis' lowest point or death. Its rubbing one out at a funeral because the dude was a dick. It's masturbating knowing that his kids will have a fatherless future or when his wife serves him with divorce papers. Its jerking off with hate in your heart but also a sense of accomplishment and pride. It's the last laugh.

It's alphamaxing. More people will probably join the mile high club than actually alphamax. It takes a tremendous amount of hate and bravado to pull it off.

alphamaxing by Jrgorg May 4, 2022