a shit hole school full of neds and bams Brandon is the biggest one of all. Apart from almost falling apart and shite, un-educated teachers, it is one of the worst schools in the highlands of Scotland.
also known as a heap of shite.
also known as a heap of shite.
"I've never been to prison, but I've been to alness academy so it's basically the same."
"Check out that shit hole, it's nearly an Alness Academy!"
"Check out that shit hole, it's nearly an Alness Academy!"
by The Highland Shrek December 7, 2017
A school full of extremely babyish drama, according to my calculations it is rated the top school for false gossip. Al Bateen Academy is full of girls that like gossiping and talking about what happened 10 years ago between her and something else. All girls have the memory of an elephant when it comes to gossips and they like over exaggerating stories. All of the boys also think they can fight anyone but a cockroach can beat them in a fist fight. Everyone there has gum but doesn’t wanna finish it so they ask other people because they’re liars.
BRO 1: Bro are you in al bateen academy your story sounds like bullshit
BRO 2: Yes Bro! How’d you know bro?
BRO 1: I just know Bro because most of the people there are fake Bro
BRO 2: Yes Bro! How’d you know bro?
BRO 1: I just know Bro because most of the people there are fake Bro
by boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy April 18, 2019
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Al bateen academy a school bunch of hot dumbass’s. Bunch of dumbass teachers who make you study a bunch of nonsense which never comes in exams. And students always have good smell however the school always smells like paint.
by Your sad Af October 30, 2018
A mental sanatorium established in Abu Dhabi, UAE in 1982 by the honourable Abdulla Al-Neweis. Tucked into a dusty corner, the cardboard school as it is popularly known, contains 'a swimming pool that is always being built next year', lame-faced lame-duck teachers, depressed students on the verge of suicide(unfortunately no deaths), & the most ridiculous school politics.
Apparently the LATEST rumour...'it's gonna close down' along with other shitty gossip of 'embezzlement of funds'...phew & what not.
Apparently the LATEST rumour...'it's gonna close down' along with other shitty gossip of 'embezzlement of funds'...phew & what not.
by Frankline Foxxx May 4, 2010