Alkane

The ultimate word to describe something so stellar, so mind bogglingly awesome, that god himself will have his dick blown off from pure awesomeness if this word is uttered. Often women scream this word on climax which causes their partners to nut.

Guy 1 "This woman in the apartment above mine kept screaming alkane all night long last night!"

Guy 2 "Aw I'm sorry man, did you tell them to quiet down?"

Guy 1 "Why? It was the best night of my life!"

Alkane by Neexer November 30, 2010

Alanet 

A fun-loving, engaging and entertaining woman. Beautiful both inside and out. The glue that holds family and friends together.

Alanet is a dynamic wife and mother

Alanet by Security Girl February 4, 2010

alianette 

A girl who doesn't know how to live life correctly and often fail horribly

Friend: "Hey you know that girl Alianette?"
Me: "yeah, she's a bitch"
Friend: "ROASTEDDDDDD"

alianette by Chinesse_girl_123 July 12, 2017

alkane snorter

A wild Andrew the goes around to snort Alkane by finding it all on titan

Hey Andrew can you get me some alkane

Andrew: sure just follow me

(The alkane snorter says it his ghost but we all know he has the nose of a crackhead but instead of crack it’s alkane)

alkane snorter by Alkane snorter October 13, 2019

Alkanel

Amazing Mexican beaver.

Pineapple: "Man, Alkanel fucked me politically and I had to resign cause I was cooperating with terrorists"

Alkanel by Alkanel December 29, 2020

alkalethia 

Alkalethia is one of the most strong heart and independent person you could meet, they’re shy but once they open up they are one of the best people to call your best friend. No matter what happens they will always be there, alkalethia would rather fix things than drop the friendship or relationship. They are a hard working individual, they are funny, kind, devoted and caring. Alkalethia is sweet but doesn’t show their emotions they can make you laugh in times you thought you couldn’t. She is strong mentally and physically, she doesn’t stand for bulling it don’t matter who you are she will be there and help fight your battles. It’s hard to change her mind once she has an opinion but she has to get to know someone before she makes her own, she’s great help when you need a shoulder to cry on or an ear to listen. She does everything to make other people happy and keep herself happy. She doesn’t let people drag her down and she tries to keep her glass half full and bring others up with her. Even tho she can be weird that’s just who she is she’s funny and weird once you get to know her.

Alkalethia will push herself past her comfort level to be there for someone

alkalethia by Buttface28 May 31, 2024