someone who’s an alien boy that simps for pancit canton guys and loves donuts and macaroons. they play roblox all the time and they are obsessed with miraculous ladybug.
alienboy: omd they’re so cute, and they even bake!
normalgirl: you are such an aliensimp
An Alien SIMP is a person who is attracted to aliens. They are attracted to such a degree, that they would do anything for them. The term is a combination between Alien (The person being simped for) and a Simp (look it up)
To have an extostential ammount of either, Ethnicities, Races, Species, a large ammount of asianfear of shit cumming (yes, cumming) out of your gludius maximus. (also known as your ass)
Holy shit! Zach been going Zarcho Phrabic Cowism Mcrapism Alienism Judism Asian Phobia Of Poop on us!
When you are an atheist that believes our creators were other worldy beings that made us as a long experiment or as pets if you will, and that if humans fail at there purpose the entirety of humanity will perish at the hands of some halo shit or the fucking greys with there 200+ iq strats. You are this if you watch Ancient Aliens
I am an alienist at heart, and your god doesn't exist but if he did he can suck my small still pubescent boy penis, so you should convert to alienism.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"