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Almaas
Beauty is an understatement. Eyes that will make any man fall for her. Her beauty is second to none. She is beautiful inside and out. A heart of gold. Always puts others before herself. There are no limits to what she’d do for the ones she loves. Family is a vital part of her life. When one is around her, they feel comfort, they feel home. No one is capable of loving like an Almaas. She’s fun and spontaneous. She is up to take on any adventure.
Sexy, caring, loving, adventurous, gorgeous, homely, wife material.
She is the epitome of what women should be
Sexy, caring, loving, adventurous, gorgeous, homely, wife material.
She is the epitome of what women should be
I am so lucky I have found myself an Almaas. She is the complete package. My best friend and my partner. I hope that every guy finds themselves an Almaas. I ain’t never letting go of her.
Almaas by PandaBear1301 October 10, 2019
Almaas Disease
The Alamos Disease is like the Hanahaki Disease, but instead of flowers their diamonds. It's a fictional disease, sometimes used in fanfictions, cosplay and fanart.
On the victim's body will grow crystals on their body and start to fall apart from rejections from their love/crush. The illness can be cured through surgical removal, however the romantic feelings and the memory of the person will be removed with the infection.
On the victim's body will grow crystals on their body and start to fall apart from rejections from their love/crush. The illness can be cured through surgical removal, however the romantic feelings and the memory of the person will be removed with the infection.
the "Almaas Disease" can't really be applied to real life because it's fictional, so no examples for it.
Almaas Disease by SansyPapyrusBros September 16, 2017
Ashaas
Ashaas is a boi
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