A sophisticated person with salt and pepper hair and a mustache (Although Alex Trebek no longer has the mustache he will always be known for having one)
Dude, you better hurry up and tee off... Alex Trebek back here is gonna have a shit!
When a guy with a mustache goes down on you while you shout out your statements as the answers to questions extra points if you mimic Sean Connery while you do it.