The best fucking vegetable in whole world, it would make you sing big mouth's all star and get a dank memes overdose!! Stop reading this shit and get a fucking alcachofa!!
by Ózkar April 27, 2017
Some sexy spanish dude in need of love. Just love him, ladies, he'll appreciate it and love you back
Girl 1: Oh wow, Alcachofa is sho hot!
Girl 2: I'm gonna eat him all up!
Girl 1: Not if I do it first!
Girl 2: I'm gonna eat him all up!
Girl 1: Not if I do it first!
by Neko_San-Car February 22, 2018
An extremely beautiful sassy and sexy girl. If you see her you will never be able to get your eyes off her. She rocks hats and has an amazing sense of fashion. But don’t make alcachofa mad cuz she finna drop you off like trash she is definitely the person you don’t want as an enemy. Besides that alcachofas are very good friends and will be there for u always.
by Sassygirl147 November 22, 2021
by Chimijavi April 12, 2018