ALATS 

Actually Laughing At The Screen! For when LOL, LMAO and hahaha just doesn't cut it...

he's got two pen drawers' 'alats

ALATS by EmTay119 May 25, 2011

Alats 

alats means star in bisaya

Angela is an alats ferson

Alats by King of bisaya September 28, 2022

Preposterous boast, but alas 

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused

Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”

Preposterous boast, but alas by Fresh Timbs October 29, 2018

agats

all girls are the same.

Bro screw her, agats

agats by use code: supremeandre July 16, 2019

ADATS 

a weapon to surpass Papa John. it stands for Anti DAT Shit.

TheRussianBadger: the ADATS is a weapon to surpass Papa John

ADATS by Commander Boomer April 4, 2020

Alaskan crab cake 

An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.

Geewhizzz i saw Suzy Rotten Crotch eat Billy's girl's Alaskan Crab Cake with extreme prejudice.

Alaskan crab cake by The Good Dude Giveth September 6, 2016

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine 

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018