alabaster retard 

What one may call someone who is particularly white and stupid for instance the moon when asked for directions - originated from BBC 3 comedy The Mighty Boosh

Ok i took a chance, how was i supposed to know he was an Alabaster Retard

alabaster retard by Crispin Whattley September 7, 2005

alabaster retard 

A pale white person or object, with a mental handicap. first used to describe: "The Moon" from the famous radio/television series The Mighty Boosh. Therefor most apt when used as an adjective to describe satellites with gypsum like properties, but has rapidly found it's way into common usage in the English language.

Tony Harrison: " I took a chance, how was I to know he was an alabaster retard"

alabaster retard by KingoftheImpossible April 23, 2006

Alibaster Retard 

A person that walks around with a smile so strange, They come off as a mentally ill.

''look at that bloke''.
''A bloody 'alibaster retard' If you ask me''.

Alibaster Retard by X Typhus X July 20, 2009