by UnitedMarine June 9, 2021
Some self righteous pig. So charming he could mind boggle you into another dimension. Equally handsome and arrogant. Gets away with everything with that mouth of his.
by SmellyP July 19, 2020
by quackuppy June 3, 2021
Hooni is an average member of markier dan club (horny, unhinged, weird kinks, etc) who only comes online to talk about men or lumis ALLEGED piss kink . a hypocrite as he tries to put people on trial for things he has done himself and has atrocious spelling and grammar yet attacks innocent lumi for it. What makes it worse is that he has been diagnosed with stage 1 piss kink (he's still at the stage where he's denying it but secretly jokes about it). And lastly has a seriously unhealthy obsession with markiplier and superhero men (we try our best to support him </3).
by xx_depressedgacha_nightwolf November 15, 2022
masturbasex /mæstɚbəsɛks/ MASS-TUR-BUH-SEKS* (/mæstəbəsɛks/ MASS-TU-BUH-SEKS if you have a non-rhotic dialect)
noun • fictional
Sexual intercourse while masturbating
Etymology:
Masturbation; wanking (British)
Sex; sexual intercourse
noun • fictional
Sexual intercourse while masturbating
Etymology:
Masturbation; wanking (British)
Sex; sexual intercourse
jack and sabrina are having sex
Sabrina: "Uuuuh you know how masturbasex aka sexturbation, sex while masturbating, works?"
Jack: "Nope."
Sabrina: "While having sex, you can masturbate in any part of the penis with exception of the part that you're fucking"
Jack: "Imma try it"
starts to try
Jack: "aaaaaaaaah, i feel sooooo good!"
You: "wtf"
Jack: "lol he's reacting like 'whaaat' to our funny masturbasex"
Sabrina: "did yo0o0o0ou just BROKE thth-the forth wall, yah ... yah GOD-FUCKING-DAMN IDIOT!!"
Sabrina explodes
Jack: "what??????????????????????????????????!!!!"
You: "0_0" (actually maybe something more like 'lmao-bruh!!')
Sabrina: "Uuuuh you know how masturbasex aka sexturbation, sex while masturbating, works?"
Jack: "Nope."
Sabrina: "While having sex, you can masturbate in any part of the penis with exception of the part that you're fucking"
Jack: "Imma try it"
starts to try
Jack: "aaaaaaaaah, i feel sooooo good!"
You: "wtf"
Jack: "lol he's reacting like 'whaaat' to our funny masturbasex"
Sabrina: "did yo0o0o0ou just BROKE thth-the forth wall, yah ... yah GOD-FUCKING-DAMN IDIOT!!"
Sabrina explodes
Jack: "what??????????????????????????????????!!!!"
You: "0_0" (actually maybe something more like 'lmao-bruh!!')
by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem December 28, 2022
by thraxpaxkrem December 4, 2022
Hank: Hey, Josh! What's that animal? it looks so weird!?
Josh: It's called aka ole eeyah, better stay away from it.
Hank: What!?
Josh: It's called aka ole eeyah, better stay away from it.
Hank: What!?
by W1Nd0w Wa5hEr June 11, 2022