Air Freshener

Freshener for the air that freshens the air when the air needs to be freshened because the air is un-fresh.

Person: "I want some freshener for the air to freshen the air when my farts make the air stinky and un-fresh. I think I will put air freshener on my shopping list."

Air Freshener by Evil October 18, 2003

Air Freshener

Lethal weapons to little kids

Kids don't have guns these days, they have air freshener.

Air Freshener by Bob Saget Loves Horns October 8, 2008

air freshener

The fucking WINDOW, you assholes.

Some guy nearby: "No! No! Anything but air freshener!!!"

PSSSSSSSSTT*gag* *cough* *gag*PSSSSSSSSSSSTT

Some guy nearby : "I can't...breathe."

(He collapses, dies)

air freshener by ecstatic asthmatic November 18, 2009

air freshener

Air freshener is a bottle of scented spray with a nozzle. When you press down on the nozzle, the spray comes out, and makes a (usually) delightful scent. This is useful for when you make food that smells really bad, the dog had an accident in the kitchen, or even for when you spray a disgusting smelling bug spray. It could have other uses such as getting you somewhat high, but not just by smelling it.

Examples:
1.Dude! That better have been the dog! Go get some air freshener!
2.I wanna get high so bad right now, but my parents are home. Hmm, maybe I should try using air freshener... I will just fall down and laugh for 10 minutes...

air freshener by You know who I am. *wink wink* July 19, 2007

air freshener fart 

1) The act of farting to cover up another persons fart.
2) When you smell something so freakishly bad you have to fart to cover up the smell.
3) When someone thinks their farts smell good they let air freshener farts frequently.- see fart sniffer

Person 1: "OMG that's awful!"
Person 2: "That's ok, I've got it covered"
Person 1: "OMG it's even worse now! Did you just let an air freshener fart?"
Person 2: "Yep, lovely isn't it?"
Person 1: "I think the tissue in my lungs is dying! Are those acidic?"
Person 1:
Falls to the ground and is now in a comatose state.

air freshener fart by ucanthavethisusername February 5, 2010

Same thing different air freshener 

If you say a word wrong or spell it wrong you can say same thing different air freshener.

"We’re do you wanna go today”
“Do you mean where “
“Yh same thing different air freshener “

Same thing different air freshener by Teddy Clarke and Mason Asseter March 29, 2021

Little Tree air freshener 

1. If you see a Little Tree air freshener in someone’s car, they have done anal.
2. How to know if someone has done anal.

Example 1.
Person 1: Yeah I went on a date with some girl and she had a Little Tree air freshener on the mirror in her car...
Person 2: Yeah she does anal.

Example 2.
*Drives by a car with a Little Tree air freshener*
“Yeah they do anal.”

Little Tree air freshener by Hornyantsinyourarea August 16, 2021