ailuruphobia

The fear of cats.

(Bob) OMG IT'S A CAT!
(Bob2) So?
(Bob) MAKE IT GO AWAYYYY
(Bob2) You scared of cats, bro?
(Bob) MAKE IT GO AWAY ALREADYYY

(Bob2) So, I take it as you have ailuruphobia...
(Bob) *faints when cat touches him*
(Bob2) Okay, you do.

by Nobody~ October 19, 2012

ailurophobia

1. The irrational fear of cats.
2. The rational fear of millions of pictures of stupid kittens taking up valuable storage space on the internet.

Jane's collection of kitten pictures had filled the 1 terabyte hard drive. This drove Dick crazy to the point his family had him committed. Diagnosis: ailurophobia.

by Pussygalore July 23, 2012