by Dadecum September 6, 2019
Agm(a)’s are the sweetest people in the world, if you ever get the chance to meet one you are incredibly lucky. They are quiet and maybe considered mean until you get to know them and then are just the best people. They’re super funny and caring and always make you feel better when you are sad. They always have your back and you never have to worry about losing them. They might not answer your calls, but that’s just the nature of an Agm(a). They are the most gorgeous people out there, but don’t always see how pretty they are. If you are lucky enough to become friends with an Agm(a) make sure to charis that because you’ll never get another one.
by cadias_tidepods September 12, 2018
A term for a certain canadian mother who is willing to try anything, no matter how kinky, for a bunch of computer nerds.
by sanmingzhi November 6, 2002
A pointless and mundane monthly "report" a Xerox Inside Sales Executive must write to his/her Account General Manager. Although extremely pointless and hollow, it is viewed as a critical report by upper management to "prove one's worth". Similar to TPS reports only dumbed down a bit.
Brett (Manager): Carol, I noticed you were #1 in sales this month and hit all of your monthly targets; that said, you didn't complete your AGM Report by the 4th like I asked you too so thus you are not the Employee of the Month.
Worker 1: Hey man did you do up your AGM report yet?
Worker 2: What's the point of those anyways.
Worker 1: I dunno', it seems as though its another bullshit "make work" project assigned by management.
Worker 1: Hey man did you do up your AGM report yet?
Worker 2: What's the point of those anyways.
Worker 1: I dunno', it seems as though its another bullshit "make work" project assigned by management.
by FWSScontact January 19, 2013
The Sons AGM is an English subculture centred around individuals who hang out and specialise in creating and distributing exquisite banter. We're not your average Chef social network.
by Chef Sheep October 21, 2019