A term for a certain canadian mother who is willing to try anything, no matter how kinky, for a bunch of computer nerds.
by sanmingzhi November 6, 2002

by Dadecum September 6, 2019

Agm(a)’s are the sweetest people in the world, if you ever get the chance to meet one you are incredibly lucky. They are quiet and maybe considered mean until you get to know them and then are just the best people. They’re super funny and caring and always make you feel better when you are sad. They always have your back and you never have to worry about losing them. They might not answer your calls, but that’s just the nature of an Agm(a). They are the most gorgeous people out there, but don’t always see how pretty they are. If you are lucky enough to become friends with an Agm(a) make sure to charis that because you’ll never get another one.
by cadias_tidepods September 12, 2018

A pointless and mundane monthly "report" a Xerox Inside Sales Executive must write to his/her Account General Manager. Although extremely pointless and hollow, it is viewed as a critical report by upper management to "prove one's worth". Similar to TPS reports only dumbed down a bit.
Brett (Manager): Carol, I noticed you were #1 in sales this month and hit all of your monthly targets; that said, you didn't complete your AGM Report by the 4th like I asked you too so thus you are not the Employee of the Month.
Worker 1: Hey man did you do up your AGM report yet?
Worker 2: What's the point of those anyways.
Worker 1: I dunno', it seems as though its another bullshit "make work" project assigned by management.
Worker 1: Hey man did you do up your AGM report yet?
Worker 2: What's the point of those anyways.
Worker 1: I dunno', it seems as though its another bullshit "make work" project assigned by management.
by FWSScontact January 19, 2013

The Sons AGM is an English subculture centred around individuals who hang out and specialise in creating and distributing exquisite banter. We're not your average Chef social network.
by Chef Sheep October 21, 2019

A Laser guided Light Weight air to surface missile (ASM Missile) Meant for Anti armor or tactical Airstrikes on certain targets such as assassinating high value targets but a R9X Hellfire Missile (Which uses blades for kinetic destruction not a warhead) may be used more for assassinations the AGM 114 Hellfire Is known for being used in nearly all American Attack Helicopters as their main ground attack missile can take down tanks.Its also known as the Fucking Ground Anti terrorist Civillian Killing missile due to all the drama surrounding Hellfires and MQ9s being used to kill innocent people accident or not but the Hellfire is a fucking devil in a tube that can take down nearly every tank.
The MQ9 Fired 2 AGM-114 Hellfire's Killing 4 Terrorists which were high value May have killed a family of 5 and 2 innocent people in the process for unkown fucking reasons.
by Plenerd September 25, 2025
