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agalmatophilia 

The sexual attraction to statues.
Agalmatophilia is fun
agalmatophilia by joe blog June 1, 2006

Agavatory 

Extreme aggravation, always asking, saying, doing, or being extra.
Extreme aggravation!
Always asking, saying, doing or being extra.
She is agavatory
Agavatory by Lady Rev September 24, 2018

Agalmatospectrophilia 

A word used to define sexual or romantic attraction to a doll, statue, sculpture or otherwise human-like inanimate object, believed to be possessed or haunted by a spirit.
Person one: I love my new doll so much, she's so beautiful... I swear i heard her talk, even her voice is beautiful!

Person two: Creepy... What, do you have Agalmatospectrophilia or something?

coprophiliac agalmatophile 

A person that gets sexually aroused by a sculpture made out of feces
That person is a coprophiliac agalmatophile
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026