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Arse, fog, torch, map
Insulting term, usually regarding customer services as in: "Couldn't find their arse in fog with a torch and map"

Has occasionally been appended with compass, but gets a bit unwieldy.
by beep20 January 31, 2005
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Feb 25 Word of the Day
Who fucking knows anymore? First, it meant factual, and now it means fictional. What the fuck, internet... what the fuck?
wrong-->"Oh my god, Jessica, your post literally scared me to death" right--> "I literally wrote this post at 3:04 A.M."
by Deathmatch1127 April 14, 2015
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