aftm

Arse, fog, torch, map

Insulting term, usually regarding customer services as in: "Couldn't find their arse in fog with a torch and map"

Has occasionally been appended with compass, but gets a bit unwieldy.

by beep20 January 31, 2005

AFTMidnight

One of the best people I know. Even though she might be a bit stupid at times, I love her. I genuinely don't know what I would do without her in my life. She's made me feel better, even on the worst days. I love you, AFT!!<3

me real: "OMG!!! AFTMidnight is so good to me!!!"
person: ok

by GardenGnosticlover!! January 3, 2023

Aftmorrow

A word for the day after tomorrow

Hey I am available aftmorrow to come over

by WitheredNull February 14, 2023