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A condition and acronym for "always feel like I'm about to shit". Generally brought on by the over consumption of alcohol followed up by copious amounts of late night fast food. Symptoms include the fear of being in a vehicle or any other location where a bathroom is not readily available.
Sitting in traffic was a nightmare this morning as my afliats were out of control!
AFLIATS by LinkKing August 7, 2009
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pulling a flint 

Blindly believing something found on the Internet, specifically sports related.
"Did you see Marshawn Lynch is retiring?"

"That's a fake news story man. Great job pulling a flint."
an arlint is a bad bitch who gets all the hoes and all the big booty bitches
oh an arlint he must get all the hoes
Arlint by Bruh you play too much December 14, 2018
Alintin is a fat obese person that can crush the Empire State Building if he's on the roof
Alintin broke our house
alintin by Smartguyvery69 May 24, 2021

Aflitian 

A liverpoodlian word meaning to light ones fire in the event of having no matches
"Bollocks we have not got any matches to light the fire what should we do?"

"Use aflitian"
Aflitian by StephenBullyBoy April 20, 2007