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affordabling 

Something cheap that gives the impression of a luxury item. Plastic spinner hubcaps, Fake designer watches, Chrome plastic jewelry, Etc..

Coined by Josh Delpierre on 05/01/08
When referring to a car with plastic spinner hub caps:

"Damn! Check out the affordabling on that ride! "

Affordans 

Slang for shoes that are made to look like Jordans. They are usually worn by people that cannot afford Jordans.
Guy 1: Did you see Ryan's Jordans the other day?
Guy 2: Psssh! Them shits were Affordans!
Affordans by DamnILovePierogies February 14, 2015

Affogato Cookie 

Affogato Cookie: "And I Am A fish"
Dark Cacao Cookie: "N O"
Affogato Cookie by emperorbelos April 11, 2022

thomas afford 

A poor south African boy, who tries so hard in life to be accepted by his friends. The only reason people are friends with him is to have a go on his cousins
Oh, that thomas afford kid is so annoying, but his cousins are fit
thomas afford by the real chigger November 17, 2016

If you cant afford it, abort it 

Yeetus the fetus. if you cant afford it, abort it.

Affordable Power Hardtop Convertibles

It's a hardtop. Push a button. The top goes down. It's a convertible.
The Pontiac G6 and Mazda Miata are both now available as affordable power hardtop convertibles.