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The mental disease of making too many alts. One with altitis can't just play one character, he/she has a need or desire to play many.
I have altitis, look at all my alts!
2 priests
3 druids
1 paladin
2 mages
3 rogues
2 hunter
2 warlocks
2 shamans
Altitis by Crazy Squirrel December 28, 2005

Artitism 

Name for a condition given to a female whose artistic skills go beyond comprehension... So much that the word artistry is just not enough to validate this female's abilities as an artist.
To bad that Djemila's artitism is not contagious. The world would be a more beautiful place if it was.
Artitism by SonRisa March 29, 2013
Is to time what antimatter is to matter; when in contacts it equals zero.
You may encounter antitime mostly on the web, for example disguised as innocent lolcatz.
« I wouldn't have been late if only i haven't fell into a time loop … YouTube sure is the universal antitime flux capacitor! »
antitime by redkitten July 1, 2008
The opposite of superstitious, being not at all stitious in any way or form.
Jill wasn't superstitious, in fact she wasn't even slightlystitious. Jill was astitious.
Astitious by Anonymous June 19, 2003
A condition in which one or more ants infest an area and explode. If such an occurrence affects consumer hardware, such as an mp3 player, it will not be covered by the standard warranty.
Jake: "What happened to your Zune?"

Zakk: "An ant crawled inside it and exploded. It got antitis."
Antitis by ConfusingBoat January 1, 2011
A custom made tinfoil hat used to keep the government from reading your mind.
It's the government man, there trying to keep us down man. they got all sorts of stuff to read your brain waves in the NSA. Thats why i bought an astitious.
astitious by TZT April 24, 2006
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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