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An annoying piece of shit that seems to pop up on every internet related page you open

"God dammit, there are too many advertisements on this website."

by Ron Swanson is Meat Jesus November 18, 2017

advertising

the activity or profession of producing advertisements for commercial products or services.
"an advertising agency"
advertisements collectively.
"despite being instructed to take the signs down, he says he has no intention of removing the advertising"

Equal opportunity is a state of fairness in which job applicants are treated similarly, unhampered by artificial barriers or prejudices or preferences, except when particular distinctions can be explicitly justified.1 According to this often complex and contested concept,2 the intent is that the important jobs in an organization should go to the people who are most qualified – persons most likely to perform ably in a given task – and not go to persons for reasons deemed arbitrary or irrelevant, such as circumstances of birth, upbringing, having well-connected relatives or friends,3 religion, sex,4 ethnicity,4 race, caste,5 or involuntary personal attributes such as disability, age, gender identity, or sexual orientation.
advertising is my job

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019

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A public announcement. Almost always seen on TV, online or in a newspaper. Usually shortened to 'Ad'

Person 1: Hey, have you seen that crazy weight loss advertisement (Ad)?
Person 2: Yeah, it's so annoying!

by ElsaSnowQueen February 1, 2014

Advertising

Another name for having your barn door open

Sorry my fly was open i was just advertising.

by Kuehlstein February 9, 2018

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When someone says they'll do something or says that they are something, but doesn't follow through on it.

Aw man, he's all advertisement. He says he's brave but he's just a big pussy.

by Xtine Max January 2, 2004

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the stupid shit that gets in your way while trying to watch porn

Sean : dude what are you doing?

Robert : well i was watching porn but this stupid advertiser took me to a online dating site

by @zzhole May 13, 2015

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paying a chick to go around and tell other chicks that u can put the motion in the ocean and sail it with a titanic

dude: i dunno how i'm ever gonna put the moves on anyone beyond high school

dude2: advertisement

by Masta Dragon Red July 13, 2004