adornify

the act of bejeweling or decorating genitalia.

I decided to adornify my dick with googly eyes and a top hat for my girlfriend's birthday. I am now single.

by OldUrbanLegend October 23, 2022

Adorrifying

Adorable, yet horrifying at the same time

That puppy is both adorable and horrifying, its adorrifying.

by NAPalm2112 September 3, 2009

Adorifying

Something that is both adorable and horrifying.

Fred," This morning I opened my eyes and my daughter is staring at my face and says softly in a monotone voice 'The king has returned.'" So I get up to see what she is talking about, and she was watching The Lion King.

Ben, "That's adorifying."

by Breil February 6, 2014

Adorrifying

Adorable and horrible/horrifying.
Adorable while being terrifying.

"That Eldritch Abomination is strangely adorable. Adorrifying, maybe."
"How can that LIttle Sister be so Adorifying?"

by AuroraDragon November 29, 2014

adornity

A fetish for a cats anus

'Oh, I have got such an adornity'

by holag033 September 23, 2016

Adorrifying

Something that is equally adorable and horrifying

That leopord seal is adorrifying!

by JamesonWilson July 7, 2020

Adorifying

Something that is simultaneously adorable and horrifying.

Person1: "Did you see that trailer for Ghostbusters where the little marshmallow men were roasting each other to make s'mores?"
Perosn2 "Yeah, that was adorifying."

by AtomBalm April 7, 2021