academic chicken

phrase - refers to academic work of poor quality in which you are essentially daring your professor or teacher to give you a bad grade

I just submitted the worst paper I have ever written. It is nothing short of academic chicken.

by Jean McSween January 17, 2004

academic chicken

A person who is smart, but who is too scared to show it because they don't want to be made fun of.

I could have gotten an A on the test, but I'm an academic chicken and don't want to be shuvved in my locker.

by Marvin March 16, 2005

academic chicken

A Reason for all poultry retails to increase prices.
They now claim to breed academic chickens, which taste much better than the previously non-academic smarter.
It is as thought you can taste the smartness in the meat.

Maple Leaf Meats has announced the increase of prices on poultry due to the use of academic chickens.
A company representative was quotes as saying " Smarter chickens, are tastier chickens ".

by TRR May 13, 2005

academic chicken

A really clever chicken

Man that is one academic chicken!!

by Robert Lewis March 15, 2005

academic chicken

a big cock, wearing a cap and gown

that is one academic chicken

by johnny March 15, 2005

Academic Chicken

A game in which the student wastes as much time as possible before the final deadline, often leaving mere minutes for a large assignment.

Eric: Isn't the analysis essay due tomorrow?

Casey: yea, I've been working on it for weeks.

Eric: yea, I need to start that.

Casey; playing academic chicken?

Eric:yea. when I get home, I'll play a few rounds of Warhammer first, to get me ready.

by GandalftehWhite April 28, 2009