Absosmurfly 

Better than absolutely.

The Smurfs (1958) used the word 'smurf' to replace (and improve) many words. 'Smurf' can replace any noun or verb and make it better.

Guy 1: This girl I'm dating is absosmurfly incredible.
Guy 2: Absosmurfly?
Guy 1: yeah man, BETTER than absolutely

Absosmurfly by LesSchtroumpfs October 12, 2010

Absasmurfly 

Absolutely, without a doubt, 100%

Bob: Hey so did you score at the bar last night?
Bill: Absasmurfly!

Absasmurfly by Irish_Dude January 1, 2013

absosmurf 

Short for "abso-smurfly" which is Smurf language for "absolutely".

"If there's one thing you can count on, it's change itself."

"Absosmurf."

absosmurf by DKLONE1 October 21, 2009