Absolute Tank Share definition Flag An absolute tank is a person who is practically a walking brick wall that can easily punk the shit out of you. Nerd : Hey I dare you to fight that guyOther nerd: Hell no he is an Absolute tank! Absolute Tank by SeggySack May 3, 2022 0 0 Get merch Get the Absolute Tank mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch