Absolute legend
Absolute legend by Oscy0 September 12, 2020
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Absolute Legend
People that:
Don't spam with Erron Black on Mortal Kombat
Bite Ice Cream
Know what girls do during their free time outside of school
People who beat Asians in video games
People with followers on Reddit
People who crap at school
People who choose to go outside by themself at night on Friday the 13th
People who actually raid Area 51
People outside of the USA that don't see us as clueless fat lards
Don't eat any cookie dough when they can
Don't spam with Erron Black on Mortal Kombat
Bite Ice Cream
Know what girls do during their free time outside of school
People who beat Asians in video games
People with followers on Reddit
People who crap at school
People who choose to go outside by themself at night on Friday the 13th
People who actually raid Area 51
People outside of the USA that don't see us as clueless fat lards
Don't eat any cookie dough when they can
Absolute Legend by Give the moose his food, Eli September 15, 2019
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