abey 

One who patently (and pathetically) exaggerates one's accomplishments due to pervasive feelings of insecurity and worthlessness. A pseudo-narcissist if you will...

person 1: I was accepted to every school in the Ivy League, but didn't attend, as I have no need to childishly prove myself to the world. I attend El Generico State University, because it's just as good, if not better!

(**person 2 thinking privately to himself): She's always been a bit of an abey...

person 1: I also won the Nobel Peace Prize for 2006 last month, but chose not to accept it, as I feel it's a completely overrated award. I told them to give it to Muhammad Yunus and Grameen Bank instead.

(**person 2 thinking privately to himself): Riiight...

person 1: Miuccia asked me to walk in her show at Fashion Week, but I declined, as I only strut the runways for Eddie Bauer. Why would anyone want to wear Prada anyway? I told her to use Gemma instead.

(**person 2 thinking privately to himself): Umm... You're 5'3" and shaped like a gourd. How could you be a runway model? And Eddie Bauer doesn't even have a show at Fashion Week. It's not even couture.

person 1: Well, I must be off! President Bush wants me to negotiate a truce between Israel and Hezbollah.

(person 1 actually walks off to her apartment to watch a rerun of "Friends" while scarfing down a pint of Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey)

person 2 (out loud to no one in particular): Why do I talk to her?

abey by cospal troxul November 29, 2006

abey 

a crusty bumhole from the pits of hell

Stop being such an abey, I’m going to murder you 💕

abey by jyllhatesabey March 12, 2021

Abey 

she is an amazing girl that you may never meet and she is very cute/beautiful.

How are you Abey

Abey by Idk if I'm single or not help March 26, 2020

Abey 

The most beautiful Guy of the year. He's not smart but he's very kind.

He his famous ans dangerous. Be careful Sasuki is back.

Le matin Abey est débile mais baise super bien.

Abey by Lanester November 22, 2021

abey baby 

a very tall, and VERY good looking testosterone filled male. often a name that women scream while reaching the climax of a sexual encounter with the widely known "Abram." be forewarned that being around such a creature could result in any of the following...

- love at first sight
- feeling lightheaded
- extreme horniness
- uncontrollable sweating

when with the "abey baby," it is recommended to claim your territory on him when any curious females walk by, or the other woman may snatch him right from underneath your finely pedicured nails

"like oh my gawddddd, did you see that guy at the mall? he was SUCH an abey baby!"

"oh... oh... oh.... ABEY BABY!!!"

abey baby by an admirer of abey baby March 30, 2009

Abey Saale

Six people who are so wholesome, your heart melts. Is composed of a golden retriever, an idgaf person who actually is so caring, a smartass, a desi uncle, a fashionista/ model and the main character. A group of people who will help anyone no matter what their background, they are truly friends in need. A bunch of assholes who can occasionally be fuckers

Abey Saale ❤❤❤

Abey Saale by Abey Saale January 29, 2022

Abey-Pooing 

When you smear your own shit on the Lincoln Memorial and write out the name ABE in bolded shit letters.

Dude my friend Jim went Abey-Pooing last weekend, shit was so firee.

Who up Abey-Pooing right now?

Did you see the guy who arrested for Abey-Pooing

Abey-Pooing by UnbentRaccoon February 24, 2025