a clothing store than helps label people. those found working or shopping there are basically proving to anyone who goes inside that they wont talk to you unless your shirt matches your skirt, flip flops, eyes, eyeshadow, lip gloss, pocketbook, cell phone charm, and hair thing (yes, same thing goes for guys). people who shop at abercrombie are trying for this whole new imbreeding thing - theyre allergic to anything that doesnt smell like the perfume thats practically woven into the fabric of the clothes there.
its a store that promotes being a hoochie or slut by having pre-ripped jeans(so you dont actually have to get dirty yourself, oh hell no), super tight shirts, and overly lacy camis with straps so thin that you will definitely see the bra of the person wearing them.
looking at someone in full abercrombie apparel is basically like getting it on.
the object of the store is reverse psychology. you think you're not dressing like a slut because everyone else is wearing it. you buy it even though it costs so much you probably couldnt even count that high (but daddy hires people to do that for you, doesnt he?). you think it's safe because theres a pre-made clique of people just like you waiting because they wont talk to anyone who doesnt look like them.
perfect zombies. ew.
abercrombie: dont do it.
its a store that promotes being a hoochie or slut by having pre-ripped jeans(so you dont actually have to get dirty yourself, oh hell no), super tight shirts, and overly lacy camis with straps so thin that you will definitely see the bra of the person wearing them.
looking at someone in full abercrombie apparel is basically like getting it on.
the object of the store is reverse psychology. you think you're not dressing like a slut because everyone else is wearing it. you buy it even though it costs so much you probably couldnt even count that high (but daddy hires people to do that for you, doesnt he?). you think it's safe because theres a pre-made clique of people just like you waiting because they wont talk to anyone who doesnt look like them.
perfect zombies. ew.
abercrombie: dont do it.
"omg, what a slut, she goes to abercrombie."
"this guy totally tried to talk to me, but he want wearing abercrombie. i didnt understand a word he said!"
skirt = $40.00
shirt = $80.00
leggings to go under skirt = $30.00
shoes to go with leggings = $70.00
having a pedophile reeking of smirnoff try and pick you up at a bar the day after you buy your new clothes?
p r i c e l e s s
"this guy totally tried to talk to me, but he want wearing abercrombie. i didnt understand a word he said!"
skirt = $40.00
shirt = $80.00
leggings to go under skirt = $30.00
shoes to go with leggings = $70.00
having a pedophile reeking of smirnoff try and pick you up at a bar the day after you buy your new clothes?
p r i c e l e s s
by chaosxcalamity November 5, 2006
1. Short for abercrombie and fitch.
2. The epidimy of unfashionable kids and teens and even some adults (oh god).
People who wear this brand claim they like the clothing but they will wear a t shirt with the logo slapped across then claim its of high quality. Its very popular for some reason yet people still think the brand sheds even a ray of exclusitivity (whatever that means). Im not really sure what the appeal is. The brand has no designer the stores are smelly, blast lame music, and is an eyesore with all the homoerotic posters that are in the mens section.(not that there anything wrong with being gay but the models should actually be modelling the clothing). I actually don't have a problem with the clothing itslef, sure it may ugly, wildy unfashionable and just plain not worth the money but the people who wear the clothes and the vibe is just annoying. People who's wardrobe is almost all abercrombie are usually idiots who think they're being fashion forward or somethin because they're wearing it. Usually they will claim to like gucci, louis vuitton prada and especially d&g (not dolce and gabbana, d&g.) or whatever and think that abercrombie is as high end as those brands when they havnt even heard of other brands not quoted on laguna beach (?) even the easy ones ie. Ysl, lanvin, tom ford etc. Girls will usually base these claims on a single handbag or pair of sunglasses they own (usually outlet coach) boys usually a wallet, belt or sunglasses. (See teeny bopper). Basically its what can I afford to copy? Typically they want to follow the celebrities with high end designers but they can't so they result in what ended up being abercrombie fitch.
2. The epidimy of unfashionable kids and teens and even some adults (oh god).
People who wear this brand claim they like the clothing but they will wear a t shirt with the logo slapped across then claim its of high quality. Its very popular for some reason yet people still think the brand sheds even a ray of exclusitivity (whatever that means). Im not really sure what the appeal is. The brand has no designer the stores are smelly, blast lame music, and is an eyesore with all the homoerotic posters that are in the mens section.(not that there anything wrong with being gay but the models should actually be modelling the clothing). I actually don't have a problem with the clothing itslef, sure it may ugly, wildy unfashionable and just plain not worth the money but the people who wear the clothes and the vibe is just annoying. People who's wardrobe is almost all abercrombie are usually idiots who think they're being fashion forward or somethin because they're wearing it. Usually they will claim to like gucci, louis vuitton prada and especially d&g (not dolce and gabbana, d&g.) or whatever and think that abercrombie is as high end as those brands when they havnt even heard of other brands not quoted on laguna beach (?) even the easy ones ie. Ysl, lanvin, tom ford etc. Girls will usually base these claims on a single handbag or pair of sunglasses they own (usually outlet coach) boys usually a wallet, belt or sunglasses. (See teeny bopper). Basically its what can I afford to copy? Typically they want to follow the celebrities with high end designers but they can't so they result in what ended up being abercrombie fitch.
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Answer - bitch get tha fuck off the planet.
2. Yah! Luk At Mi nU D&g bag Im s0 rich, hey LeTz g0 2 tha M4ll W1Th BarNeyS B4gS Nd PuT 0ur 4Ctuall PuRchaSes 4rM A+F in It.
3.latZ G0 2 R0dEo Dr1V3, Sh0W 0fF 0Ur A+F and NoT buY AnyThinG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Answer - bitch get tha fuck off the planet.
by your friendly, neighborhood fashion popo March 10, 2008
a store most suburban bred girls go to buy their wardrobe. specializes in wayyy overpriced, tiny, tightfitting clothes that sport sexual sayings. They sell a lot of ripped jeans and vintage worn out tees that cost about $30. If u really want a truly vinatge tee or old jeans go to some thrift sore where you can get some for about $5-$10. Most people who wear abercrombie try to be cool, but in reality those people are insecure bitches that think they are really hot.
Bitch: hey like lets stop in abercrombie where I can get an ultra-coolio vintage tee on sale for $30!!!
Regular person: no thanks- you can go but I'm gonna stop at haagen-daas.
Regular person: no thanks- you can go but I'm gonna stop at haagen-daas.
by huggaboo May 26, 2005
an expensive casual clothing store that mainly young asian and whites wear to fit in with their crowd. it's worn by many snobby white girls and white wannabe asians.
by disbitchizbad March 26, 2009
A stupid-ass prep store that sells over priced clothing so that white guys can convience stupid girls (and or guys) that their gentalia is larger then it really is. Its dumb and stupid to shop there, there are so many better stores. Go get your awesome white boy prep clothes at abercrombie! Oh and while your there, dont forget to hit on dumb girls with stupid parents.
by loveshams June 18, 2005
Abercrummy. A sweat shop for caucasins where you get brainwashed into "living the lifestyle". I should know, I was a store manager!
by GG November 13, 2003
A store which I refuse to go into. Upon entering the dark, loud, smelly shit-hole, you immediately feel very gay. The only reason people buy anything from Abercrombie is to be socially accepted. Have no friends? Sell your dignity and buy some Abercrombie shit rags to gain some fake, materialistic frinds in an instant. Do you realize that when you buy an abercrombie shirt that says "ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH" on the front of it, you are advertising their product? And do you realize that you are paying them $50 to advertise their product? Do you see whats wrong there, you degenerate dip-shits? In case you don't.... THEY SHOULD BE PAYING YOU! Upon being insulted for wearing such lame clothing, an abercrombie wearer's only defense is "You can't afford it" Can't afford it? No... Anyone can go out and buy at least one $50 shirt. We're just not retarded enough to buy it. Our self-esteem hasn't reached the point where we feel we must buy our way into society. Abercrombie wearer's have brought the modern meaning to the term "douche-bag". Some asshole with gelled hair, a popped collar, pre-ripped faded acid wash jeans, and rainbows. But rainbows are a whole other story.
Abercrombie Douche #1- "Bro, I was talking to this fine-ass bitch the other night, and I swear, I almost fucked her..."
Abercrombie Douche #2- "TIGHT, BRAH! Wait a second, you are wearing two collared shirts and you are only popping one collar... What the hell is the matter with you? I thought you were cool. Don't talk to me until you pop that other collar and buy a pair of jeans with more holes in them. I'm too cool to be seen talking to someone like you."
Abercrombie Douche #2- "TIGHT, BRAH! Wait a second, you are wearing two collared shirts and you are only popping one collar... What the hell is the matter with you? I thought you were cool. Don't talk to me until you pop that other collar and buy a pair of jeans with more holes in them. I'm too cool to be seen talking to someone like you."
by track001 February 9, 2007