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Autobuyer - An idiot with no life that feels the need to download a program on their computer to buy the best items from Neopets shops. They sit on their lazy ass watching some queer show while they ruin the game for the legit players. They are the reason many people quit because the only way to make any significant amount of NP on the site is to restock. In my opinion, they all deserve to rot in hell because they completely destroyed a good game. Without ABers Neopets would be awesome. The dumbasses need to go get a life and stop cheating on a freaking virtual pet game. GIVE ME A FRIGGIN BREAK. They are all worthless cheaters.
Legit player: I was on Neopets for 8 hours straight and didn't get haggle on one good item.
ABer: Haha loser I sat on my ass all day watching Yu gi oh and I made 30 mil.
ABer by Mr. Miagi April 28, 2006
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An Aber can be quiet on the outside. An Aber can be a great friend, fun to talk to, and sometimes.. a complete idiot. An Aber can be pretty and smart and can have all good qualities, but can act equally dumb and mean. An Aber is as small as an ant and can have brains smaller than atoms.
Wow Aber! You're so kind and sweet but can be super mean and dumb at the same time?

She is an Aber, don't talk to her.
Aber by SJ13UAKWHOIAM September 12, 2019

Aber-emo 

A person who wears Abercrombie, Ralph Lauren, and American Eagle. In other words a Prep, and listens to depressing Emo music.
Alex is a wears Abercrombie, and listen to Emo. She's so Aber-emo.
Aber-emo by Sarah M. August 20, 2005

Aber-emo 

A person who wears Abercombie, Ralph Lauren, and American Eagle (a.k.a."preps.") Who listen to depressing Emo music.
Alex is so Aber-emo, and get's me mad.
Aber-emo by Sarah M. July 21, 2008

Aber Oboe 

You know that feeling when your friends laugh about their inside joke. Just one thing, you are not inside the joke because you don't get it. Well that sucks, luckily there is an solution to that problem. Next time you are excluded from an inside joke just say aber Oboe. "Oboe" is the German word for an instrument. It will be so random that Noone will understand it, just you. Live your one joke.
"hahahaha oh Fred"
"what did he say"
"nah nothing inside joke bro"

"aber Oboe"
"what?"
"exactly bro"
Aber Oboe by Goldenchickennuggie January 7, 2020

Angelena aber

the most adorable girl in the world, a literal angel, the whole ass reason I enjoy being on this planet.
Angelena aber is a bit slow but its cute☺️
Angelena aber by Eli<3<3 June 20, 2021
that dude in the six impala server without a soundcloud account.
"I been waiting for this jan aber fella to link me his shit, homes!"
jan aber by LimpMushroomTip November 6, 2018
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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