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Autobuyer - An idiot with no life that feels the need to download a program on their computer to buy the best items from Neopets shops. They sit on their lazy ass watching some queer show while they ruin the game for the legit players. They are the reason many people quit because the only way to make any significant amount of NP on the site is to restock. In my opinion, they all deserve to rot in hell because they completely destroyed a good game. Without ABers Neopets would be awesome. The dumbasses need to go get a life and stop cheating on a freaking virtual pet game. GIVE ME A FRIGGIN BREAK. They are all worthless cheaters.
Legit player: I was on Neopets for 8 hours straight and didn't get haggle on one good item.
ABer: Haha loser I sat on my ass all day watching Yu gi oh and I made 30 mil.
ABer by Mr. Miagi April 28, 2006
Words you can keep
An Aber can be quiet on the outside. An Aber can be a great friend, fun to talk to, and sometimes.. a complete idiot. An Aber can be pretty and smart and can have all good qualities, but can act equally dumb and mean. An Aber is as small as an ant and can have brains smaller than atoms.
Wow Aber! You're so kind and sweet but can be super mean and dumb at the same time?

She is an Aber, don't talk to her.
Aber by SJ13UAKWHOIAM September 12, 2019

Aber-emo 

A person who wears Abercrombie, Ralph Lauren, and American Eagle. In other words a Prep, and listens to depressing Emo music.
Alex is a wears Abercrombie, and listen to Emo. She's so Aber-emo.
Aber-emo by Sarah M. August 20, 2005

Aber-emo 

A person who wears Abercombie, Ralph Lauren, and American Eagle (a.k.a."preps.") Who listen to depressing Emo music.
Alex is so Aber-emo, and get's me mad.
Aber-emo by Sarah M. July 21, 2008

Aber Oboe 

You know that feeling when your friends laugh about their inside joke. Just one thing, you are not inside the joke because you don't get it. Well that sucks, luckily there is an solution to that problem. Next time you are excluded from an inside joke just say aber Oboe. "Oboe" is the German word for an instrument. It will be so random that Noone will understand it, just you. Live your one joke.
"hahahaha oh Fred"
"what did he say"
"nah nothing inside joke bro"

"aber Oboe"
"what?"
"exactly bro"
Aber Oboe by Goldenchickennuggie January 7, 2020

Angelena aber

the most adorable girl in the world, a literal angel, the whole ass reason I enjoy being on this planet.
Angelena aber is a bit slow but its cute☺️
Angelena aber by Eli<3<3 June 20, 2021
that dude in the six impala server without a soundcloud account.
"I been waiting for this jan aber fella to link me his shit, homes!"
jan aber by LimpMushroomTip November 6, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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