aamonism
when you have so much money that you take most of your time deciding what to do, rather than doing something actual.
aamonism by the jb king nasir May 27, 2026
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Aaronism
1. A witty and infectious saying, quote, mannerism as mastered by Aaron. Originally used to describe the mannerisms and colloquial language of Aaron the brother of moses. Also sometimes called Aaron the Levite (אהרֹן הלוי) (Exodus 6:16-20)2 who represented the priestly functions of his tribe, becoming the first High Priest of the Israelites. In modern history the term is more readily used to describe the poorly imitated mannerisms, language, and humor of Aaron of Surry.
Aaronism by CaptainAwersome November 6, 2009
Aaronism
Aaronism is the most holy of all religions. If thou practices any other form of religion, thou ist doing it wrong. In order to worship Aaron, one must believe in the sexy, amazing, and godly powers of the most gorgeous beast of a man(god) that is Aaron. One must get down and pray every day to Aaron. Sacrifice is always welcome and, in fact, recommended. Gifts of 1% milk and sharp cheddar cheese are the propr custom if one wishes to build a shrine. Conversion to Aaronism requires one to pay a fee of $1000000. You'd better believe it's worth it!
Worshiper 1: "Oh no! I forgot to pray yesterday for the righteous powers of Aaronism!!!"
Worshiper 2: "For shame!! 1000 lashes for you, FOOL!!"
Worshiper 2: "For shame!! 1000 lashes for you, FOOL!!"
Aaronism by ShelbyTurtlez June 5, 2016
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026