Strong minded. Thinks they are an adult but still carries a few immature traits. Will give you the shirt off his back. Cares for people who have less than. A refined gangster but will turn up on you if you mess with his kids or family. A heart of gold. Too forgiving towards people who have hurt him. He can be a real threat when he actually believes in himself.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).