An SLR camera defined by autofocus, automatic exposure, and automatic film transport capabilities. An aSLR is analog and uses film (Usually 135 format).
"I got a new Minolta aSLR today, it was a deal of biblical proportions!"
Age, Sex, Location, Race, Religion. Used by racists, or more commonly trolls, in Omegle.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ASLRR?
You: Um... You? <--Confused about RR
Stranger: 37 M Virginia (U.S.) White Catholic
You: 17 M U.S. White Jewish
Stranger: GOD HATES YOU! 卐卐卐
You: Um... K.
You have disconnected.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.