a-wear 

A-wear is a company selling cloths. Nowadays you see snobbish birds from Dublin's north side carrying their high heels and lunch carrots in a white and pink a-wear bag over the Liffey.

"She is such an a-wear bitch."

a-wear by Dietrich February 12, 2006

Barack-A-Wear 

Term for the millions of shirts, pants, hats, wristbands, helmets etc... that portray the image and/or ideas of President Barack Obama. Considering that his administration is more or less a miracle, this is not entirely bad.

Dude 1: "You should of seen the killing I made the week of the inauguration."

Dude 2: "What were you movin so fast that you never have to work again?"

Dude 2: "Barack-A-Wear by the truckload"

Barack-A-Wear by wrightr333 May 7, 2009

wear a wire 

to secretly record a conversation with another person by wearing a line with a microphone connected to a handheld recorder hidden somewhere on your body

ME: I'm talking to my professor after class today and he's gonna say he wants me to fail hard
FRIEND: Get some proof
ME: Yeah I'm gonna wear a wire

wear a wire by DeafDumbAndBlind November 24, 2013

the best time to wear a striped sweater 

Is all the time

-Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants Singing
*The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time*

the best time to wear a striped sweater by yolomcswaggermuffins November 25, 2014

wear a rubber 

To put on a condom.

Dude she might have a disease you better wear a rubber.

wear a rubber by rubberwearer July 20, 2010

Wear a boys jersey

wear your boyfriend , friends , or crush hoodie 👀 . September 18th

Wear a boys jersey Wear your boyfriends jersey rep his number

Wear a boys jersey by September 18th September 15, 2019

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet 

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.

In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet by weave March 24, 2003