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harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday 

Usually when someone is working very hard or when they tell a terrible joke and your being sarcastic that their joke is good
Guy 1- hey bro guess what
Guy 2- what
Guy 1-what is fat and goes bump at night
Guy 2-idk what
Guy 1-Ur mom!
Guy 2- wow that joke slapped harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday

cig-a-weed 

when you have neither papers or a smoking device and you take a cigarette, empty out its contents while keeping the paper and filter unharmed. you then proceed to pack it with marijuana. followed after by twisting the end and smoking as if a normal cigarette
Amanda - i really wish we had a bowl right now
me- pack a cig with dope
together - CIG-A-WEED
cig-a-weed by russianboy021 April 11, 2010

chris is that a weed 

im calling the police

911 wuts ur emergincy
chris is that a weed?

im calling the policce
'911 wots ur emergincy'
chris is that a weed by PartayKittay September 17, 2019

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*
Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

Pube-a-weed 

The loose hair that floats away in the fashion of a tumbleweed when a very hairy fellow manscapes. The pubic hair forms a ball and floats away...
John did not clean up after he shaved his pubes and I found his pube-a-weed in my sink! It was so gross!

Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.
Pube-a-weed by G. George V October 12, 2011

fart a weed 

When your Initials start with the first four letters of the alphabet and you kester marijuana because your a fucking pot head And you literally fart a once of weed.
Kassady: hey do you smoke weed?
Dylan: Yea me and my boyfriend dallas are about to fart a weed bro.