a warm welcome

a warm exhalation on the crotch of the person's pants or under garments of the person you're about to perform oral sex on.

1. Yeah, sally gave me a blowjob last night. It was great, she started me off with a warm welcome ... yeah.

2. OMG, he totally gave me a warm welcome before he tore off my panties and ate me out ... yeah.

a warm welcome by wuntoothrie November 20, 2011

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A warm welcome

When you put your neighbors doorknob up your ass and shit so that theres a turd engulfing the knob

Susan down the road gave me a warm welcome this morning

A warm welcome by Where are my fingers July 10, 2021

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A Warm Welcome

The act of farting while simultaneously sitting on a toilet. The air becomes pressurized in the bowl and blows through your legs and up into your face. Essentially Farting into your own face. Creating the effect of a warm welcome to the throne.

As I sat down to dump out, I blasted a huge fart into the depths. From the darkness my honor was accepted, and the winds of approval came shooting back betwixt my parted legs. My hair blew in the stinking wind as I received a warm welcome, and I was home.

A Warm Welcome by ToM_Builder_ October 17, 2020

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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