A Stevejob
The Stevejob is a sex act in which one partner uses a vibrating Apple product as a dildo and penetrates the other partner's sexual orifice of choice.
A Stevejob by SkeuZ September 2, 2014
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A Steve Job
Like a regular Hand Job but someone else takes credit for it and claims it's the best one they've ever given
A Steve Job by tangent1021 December 17, 2015
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A "Steve Jobs" • A Steve Jobs • A Steve Job Pro • a steve jobs blowjob • A.D.A.M. • A • A.B.I. • a-cab • a-rab • A.F.I.
A Steve Job Pro
Similar to that of A Steve Job. A Steve Job Pro is the act of violently slamming your Macbook Pro shut on your cock mid-climax.
Guy: "Dude, my MacBook pro won't open anymore wtf?"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"
A Steve Job Pro by aRTICRUS March 28, 2019
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