The Stevejob is a sex act in which one partner uses a vibrating Apple product as a dildo and penetrates the other partner's sexual orifice of choice.
by SkeuZ September 2, 2014
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by tangent1021 December 17, 2015
Get the A Steve Job mug.Similar to that of A Steve Job. A Steve Job Pro is the act of violently slamming your Macbook Pro shut on your cock mid-climax.
Guy: "Dude, my MacBook pro won't open anymore wtf?"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"
by aRTICRUS March 28, 2019
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