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a smothering 

Like a mattress party (euthanasia via a family mattress pile-on), only in the olde-English/Irish times.

Usually when food is scarce and a older relative is still hanging around, healthily consuming valuable resources.
"If grandma is still eating all those potatoes through spring, we'll have to get the relos in for a smothering, what-ho!"
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a fuck mothering vampire 

I was walking down the street then I saw a fuck mothering vampire

slithering around like a rat 

To sneak around and do devious shit and lie behind people's backs, especially those close to you.
He's slithering around like a rat man, this shit needs to stop!!